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		<title>Funny Facebook Statuses</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-facebook-statuses-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 01:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>This is just another Funny Facebook Statuses post from Facebook posts. In this Funny Facebook Statuses update it is just an Facebook Status update of other peoples Facebook Statuses and posts.</p>
<h3>Funny Facebook Statuses:</h3>
<p><strong>Facebook Status : </strong></p>
<p class="uiStreamMessage textPost"><span class="messageBody">&#8220;do what feels right&#8230;&#8221; quote of the day</span></p>
<p class="uiStreamMessage textPost"><strong><span class="messageBody">Comment : </span></strong></p>
<p class="uiStreamMessage textPost"><span class="messageBody">That&#8217;s What she said<br />
</span></p>
<p><strong>Facebook Status : </strong>&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-facebook-statuses-4/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-facebook-statuses-4/">Funny Facebook Statuses</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Statuses &#124; Memorial Day posts &amp; Quotes</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-memorial-day-posts-quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 02:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook Statuses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>This Facebook Statuses post is for memorial day which is coming up pretty fast out of no where. I wanted to get a head start and get some Facebook Statuses for those people that want to post something for Memorial day as their Facebook Status. I have a compilation of both past Facebook Statuses for Memorial Day and Quotes for Memorial Day or that would&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-memorial-day-posts-quotes/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-memorial-day-posts-quotes/">Facebook Statuses | Memorial Day posts &#038; Quotes</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Status &#124; Post to help cure Cancer</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-status-post-cancer/</link>
		<comments>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-status-post-cancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 03:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook Statuses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>Hi all this Facebook Status post is for those who have had a loved one, friend or anyone in your life that has had cancer. Please read the below Facebook Status and please put it as your Facebook Status if you wish. This is one of the Facebook Statuses that a lot of people are posting as their statuses and I think it is a&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-status-post-cancer/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-status-post-cancer/">Facebook Status | Post to help cure Cancer</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Statuses &#124; End of the World</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-end-of-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-end-of-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 03:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook Statuses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>These Facebook Statuses are in regard to the fact that people think tomorrow 05/21/2011 is going to be the end of the World. This Facebook Statuses post has Status updates about people that either believe the world is going to end or mostly Facebook Statuses for people that think it is a big hoax.</p>
<h3>End of the World Facebook Statuses:</h3>
<p><strong>Facebook Status: </strong></p>
<p class="uiStreamMessage"><span class="messageBody">does</span>&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-end-of-the-world/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-end-of-the-world/">Facebook Statuses | End of the World</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Statuses &#124; Comments</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-comments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 13:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook Statuses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>In running this site one of the most important things is to get interaction with the viewers on the Facebook Statuses. I am looking for all sorts of Facebook Statuses including Funny Facebook Statuses, Mad Facebook Statuses and any other type of Facebook Statuses that will be interesting for people to read. This Facebook site is for the viewer or for other people to get&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-comments/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-statuses-comments/">Facebook Statuses | Comments</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Funny Facebook Statuses</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/monday-funny-facebook-statuses/</link>
		<comments>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/monday-funny-facebook-statuses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 23:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>Another update about how many people hate Monday&#8217;s and going back to work and how they post it as their Facebook Status. The first Facebook Status of this post is my favorite Monday Funny Facebook Status yet.. let me know what you think in the Funny Facebook Statuses Comment section below.</p>
<p><strong>Funny Facebook Statuses: </strong></p>
<p><strong>Funny Facebook Status: </strong></p>
<p>Dear Monday Morning,</p>
<p>Tthis letter is&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/monday-funny-facebook-statuses/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/monday-funny-facebook-statuses/">Monday Funny Facebook Statuses</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Osama Bin Laden Funny Facebook Status</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/osama-bin-laden-funny-facebook-status/</link>
		<comments>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/osama-bin-laden-funny-facebook-status/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 17:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama Facebook Statuses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>I sometimes will get comments on my Funny Facebook Statuses posts. This person posted a comment on an Osama Bin Laden Facebook Status post. Below was his comment which I thought was pretty fitting&#8230;</p>
<p>Funny Facebook Status:</p>
<p>Osama to the devil and his team, “Wait a second. Where am I? You guys aren’t virgins.”</p>
</p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/osama-bin-laden-funny-facebook-status/">Osama Bin Laden Funny Facebook Status</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Relationship and Love Statuses</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-relationship-love-statuses/</link>
		<comments>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-relationship-love-statuses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 16:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Facebook Statuses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationship Facebook Statuses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>A lot of people spill their hearts on Facebook and that is why I have this post on my Facebook Statuses page. With this Funny Facebook Statuses post I have posted below relationship and Love Statuses. These Facebook Statuses are about people in Love and in relationships. Below are the Love Facebook Statuses</p>
<p><strong>Love Facebook  Status: </strong></p>
<p>Love is what makes you smile when you&#8217;re&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-relationship-love-statuses/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/facebook-relationship-love-statuses/">Facebook Relationship and Love Statuses</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status of the Day</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-facebook-status-of-the-day-3/</link>
		<comments>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-facebook-status-of-the-day-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 03:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>LOL! I thought this was a Pretty Funny Facebook Status when I saw it because it is so true. Now days a lot of people don&#8217;t have house phones to call their cell phones on so I have had this happen to me more than once&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Funny Facebook Status:</strong></p>
<p>can someone call me? We don&#8217;t have to talk if you don&#8217;t want, I just can&#8217;t&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-facebook-status-of-the-day-3/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-facebook-status-of-the-day-3/">Funny Facebook Status of the Day</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Statuses &#124; Drinking /Alcohol</title>
		<link>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-drinking-facebook-status/</link>
		<comments>http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-drinking-facebook-status/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 03:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hunner88</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Facebook Statuses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>This is a Funny Facebook Status that is also true&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Funny Facebook Status:</strong></p>
<p>Drinking alone has it&#8217;s perks</p>
<p><strong>Comment:</strong></p>
<p>Yeah! No one to tell you that you have had to much</p>
<p>(Yeah I think my problem is no one ever tells me that)</p>
<p><strong>Funny Facebook Status:</strong></p>
<p>Drinks with slick 50 and his crew</p>
<p><strong>Funny Facebook Status:</strong></p>
<p>Some would say drinking PBR in bed is a&#8230; <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-drinking-facebook-status/" class="read_more">CONTINUE READING</a></p></p><p>Thanks for reading. <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com/2011/funny-drinking-facebook-status/">Funny Facebook Statuses | Drinking /Alcohol</a> is a post from <a href="http://facebookfunnystatuses.com">Funny Facebook Statuses</a></p>]]></description>
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